Experimental Film

Sean Joseph Patrick Carney

Originally published in SUBMIT Magazine's fall issue, 2011. Also released as a digital broadside print through Social Malpractice Publishing. 

United 93 Men and a Little Lady

Lady in the Waterworld

Grizzly Man on Wire

The 40 Year Old Virgin Suicides

Old School of Rock

The Ides of March of the Penguins

Thank You for Smoking Aces

Mad Maximum Overdrive

Snakes on a Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Mulholland Driving Miss Daisy

Patch Addams Family Values

Dennis the Menace II Society

The Nightmare Before Christmas with the Kranks

How Stella Got Her Groove Back to the Future

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Ralph

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle 2 the Grave

What We Do is Secret of the Nimh

Rescue Dawn of the Dead

American Beauty and the Beast

My Girl, Interrupted

I am Legend of Bagger Vance

Mrs. Doubtfire Walk with Me

The River Wild Hogs

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

American History X-Files

The Phantom of the Operation: Dumbo Drop

My Best Friend’s Wedding Crashers

Training Day of the Dead

24 Hour Party People Under the Stairs

Blackhawk Down by Law

Miracle on 34th Street Fighter

Things We Lost in the Fire in the Sky

Thirteen Wolf

Charlie Wilson’s War of the Worlds

Where the Wild Things Are We There Yet?

Bringin’ Down the House on Haunted Hill

The Spiderwick Chronicles of Riddick

Roadhouse of Flying Daggers

The Gods Must Be Crazy/Beautiful

The City of Lost Children of the Corn

Jungle 2 Jungle Fever

There Will Be Bloodsport

Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark

Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

My Left Footloose

Weird Science of Sleep

Juno Way Out

Don’t Tell Mom, the Babysitter’s Dead Alive

Superbad Santa

Free Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Stephen King’s The Stand by Me

Of Mice and Men at Work

White Men Can’t Jumper

Die Another Day After Tomorrow

Left Behind Enemy Lines

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb the System


Ten Things I Hate About You Got Served

Rosemary’s Baby Mama

A Clockwork Orange County

Jingle All the Way of the Gun

The Truman Showgirls

Bring It On Golden Pond

The Postman On the Moon

Ernest Goes to Jailhouse Rock

Detroit Rock City of God

Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken Arrow

The Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut

Apocalypto’ Brother, Where Art Thou?

National Treasure Island

Con-Air Bud

Stephen King’s It’s Pat

Legends of the Fallen

How Higher Learning

The Who’s Tommyknockers

Escape From New York Minute

The Da Vinci Code Name: The Cleaner

Snow Angels in the Outfield

Apocalypse Now and Then

Out Cold Mountain

No Country for Old Men Who Stare at Goats

Cop and a Half Baked

Stop, or My Mom Will Shooter

Four Brothers Grimm

Throw Momma from the Trainspotting

Akeelah and the Be Kind Rewind

Shop Girl 6

When the Levees Brokeback Mountain

The Big Sleepless in Seattle

Pink Floyd’s The Wall-E

From First to Last Temptation of Christ

Swim Fantasia

Stuart Little Rascals

Bottle Rocketeer

Blue Crushmore

Kung-Fu Hustle and Flow

Let the Right One In Bruges

Wagons Eastern Promises

Batman with the Video Camera

Sex and the City of Angels

The Lion King Kong

Saving Silverman Who Fell to Earth

To Kill a Mockingbird Cage

Don’t Look Back to School

The Princess Bridesmaids

Why We Fight Club