Proposed Herzogisms (2015) are 31 imagined examples of descriptive language that I think director Werner Herzog should use while narrating one of his documentary films, based on comedian Paul F Tompkins' impressions of Herzog on multiple episodes of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast on the Earwolf network, hosted by Scott Aukerman. On each day in December of 2015, Albatross Gallery (a 4" x 5" lanyard around the neck of artist Michael Reinsch in Portland, OR) featured a different Herzogism.